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Remember the Grindery? Remember
the Garden in the Grindery? The Garden with the fairies and butterflies and
such? That Ghaleon was said to have visited often?
Welcome!
Well isn't it obvious Ghaleon has a taste for beauty and art? Afterall...why
else would I, the much adored and revered Yume no Miko (aka Althena), be
here? Here to pay respects to one of the greatest video games ever, Lunar:SSSC,
I am! In particular, to a top bishonen in my harem, Ghaleon. One of the
slickest-talking villians ever! Ha! Hear my wavs and be amazed! I worked for
hours on these, wretched scum. Download them! NOW!!!!!!! You ignorant fop! Oh
yes...and be patient, there's a lot on this page.
I will warn you now: I am weird. If you are not at least a little weird, don't stay here. I have a twisted sense of humor some may find offensive. So if you're one of those wussies that is offended by the least little thing...hit your back button NOW.
~~~Note the file size goes as follows: (size of zip file, size of unzipped wav) Which for you thicker-headed folk, indicates that you will need WinZip. The version is irrelevant.~~~
~Ghaleon~
Of course, I'll start with Ghaleon, as his wavs are the highest in number, and he is infinitely cooler than everyone else. Downward are wavs from the rest of the cast of Lunar...petty knaves. Who cares about them? Here's the stuff that matters! Ghaleon...::swoons:: (Am I the only one that fumes whenever he covers his ears? I love his ears!!! They poke out and scream 'Look at me! Look at these pointy elf-ears!')
"Kneel, and submit
to her dark desires."
(82 kb, 157 kb) That's right! Kneel before me!!!!!!!! Submit to me! Ha, ha,
ha!!!!!!!!! Me and my dark desires...oh dear. (At least Ghaleon doesn't seem
afraid of my dark desires...heh.)
"Ha, ha, ha. What utter nonsense." (30 kb, 54 kb) Yeah, really. Alex is such a twit.
"Ha, ha, ha. What utter nonsense. Perhaps you should demonstrate the power that gives you such confidence. Then we will see who is fit to be supreme ruler and who..is dead!" (183 kb, 313 kb) Yeah! Put that little wuss down, Ghaleon! You OWN Alex!!!
"(Nash) What happened to the Goddess Tower? (Mia) This can't be real.. (Ghaleon) Ha, ha, ha!!! Amazing, isn't it?? Behold, the long forgotten fortress of Althena..." (229 kb, 348 kb) Yeah, isn't my house gorgeous? I spent SO much money on an interior decorator and several architects. ^_^
"Perhaps you can help me..." (15 kb, 69 kb) I can, I can!! Lemme help you!!! What do you need? ::perverse smirk wipes across her face::
"I see only despair.."
(58 kb, 114 kb) ::looking at Ghaleon:: That's not what I see...don't worry so
much about Dyne, sheesh. Who cares about the future of Lunar?
"Kneel before the black goddess of Lunar, Dragonboy!" (83 kb, 143 kb) On your knees, Dragonboy!!! I own you! MWAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
"It's...no bother." (26 kb, 72 kb).. (In an excessively flippant tone..that somehow makes Luna blush! ^_^) Much in the fashion that I would I suppose, in that situation... he's a musician! Ohh! ::swoons:: (I mean really...next to a pool...all alone....in the back on the house...ECCHI!)
"Behold the ruler you must serve." (46 kb, 85 kb) He's talking about me again! Isn't he just so romantic in the way he describes me!?!?
"Stop
before the path you have chosen strips you of the very power that safeguards
your soul!!" 112 kb, 151 kb) This wav
goes with the young Ghaleon you see over here. Doesn't he
look so...cute? (Even
if he does look rather pissed/ frightened/ worried in this pic...it's a nice
contrast to see how he's grown since then. ^_^) His ears are so cute here, kinda
makes you wanna nibble them, ne? ::gets weird looks:: ....
"Wait! Dyne! Stop!!!" (49 kb, 64 kb) Another from when Ghaleon was young. (All you see is him desperately trying to save his friend... but for some reason whenever I think of Ghaleon, regardless the age, I think of him in a study reading Machiavelli's The Prince...which probably doesn't exist on Lunar....but who cares?)
"Why
have you done this? What is it that you can see, that I cannot? Tell me!!!"
(184 kb, 271 kb) Hehehe....Ack! ECCHI!!! Another young Ghaleon. Look up. Isn't
it an awesome display of cinematography the way his eyes are always shadowed in
this scene? It screams his fate...
"For though I shall perish, I go knowing that I succeeded in tearing your one true love from you eternally." (178 kb, 318 kb) I love this line... oh, he's such a bastard! Cruel, mean bastard!!! I love it! (Has anyone else noticed he's in a different outfit in each of these pictures? ^_^)
"You got what you wanted." (30 kb, 54 kb) More! More! More Ghaleon!! Hehe...ecchi! Ecchi!!! He's referring to me. Again. (Don't I seem rather prominent in his mind? ^_^)
"Dragonboy!!" (29 kb, 49 kb) Ah. My favorite wav. Simple. Mean. Childish. Perfect. Call your teacher "dragonboy" and see how they react. Great fun.
Ghaleon's Introduction (183 kb, 604 kb) This is Ghaleon's entire opening sequence. He welcomes Alex to Vane, states his being the premier of the Guild, and stuff. I think I got one of the wavs above out of this speech, but here's the whole thing, in its entirety. Throughout the entire game, I don't think his voice gets any deeper, and any less flippant, than it is here.
Ghaleon's Finale (942 kb, 1,862 kb) Yes. It's long. And it's awesome! I've never heard a speech so laden with sexual innuendos. (Or is it just me...?) Most of the content of this speech is posted above in the form of one-liners. Here's the whole thing. All of it. To hear the whole thing at once is very pleasing. Trust me. Full of gasping and groaning. (He's dieing! What do you expect? Heh..)
John Truitt's Outtakes: Part 1 (994 kb, 3,812 kb) Part 1 of the outtakes found at the end of the game. Funny! DOWNLOAD THIS NOW!! You think Ghaleon's flippant? Hear his voice actor! Doh! This is so damn funny! I roll on the floor laughing everytime I hear these...they just kill me!
John Truitt's Outtakes: Part 2 (978 kb, 3,381 kb) Part 2 of the outtakes at the end of the game. (Notice how long they are? THAT is why I split them in half.) More funny! I frickin' love these! Worship the outtakes!!!
~Magic Emperor Ghaleon~
Yes. I am counting them as two separate people. Why? Because I don't like Magic Emperor Ghaleon as much as plain Ghaleon... the Magic Emperor wears too much clothing... and he covers up his kawaii elf-ears! NO!!! How could he do that to those kawaii, super-nibbleable elf-ears!! Argh! I hate that helmet! ::sing-zaps Magic Emperor's helmet::
"Oh, no. Ha, ha, ha." (70 kb, 108 kb) My favorite line of his, and essentially, the only one that makes sense to someone who has never played the game. His voice is much deeper than Ghaleon's voice is. (You know, like a Darth Vader in his outfit vs Darth Vader out of it thing? Except Darth Vader looked like hell, and Ghaleon looks MUCH better outside the bulky armor.)
"Not
Ghaleon, dear Quark, Magic Emperor Ghaleon! (Alex) Magic Emperor? (Luna)
Ghaleon, no..." (182 kb, 280 kb) Truitt himself says this line makes no
sense in the outtakes. I agree. 
The
wording is rather twisted...but it's cool to hear those two lovey twits being
stupidly confused.
"Someday people may mourn this day...but my glorious rule can only begin with your enslavement." (147 kb, 254 kb) Ha ha! That's right! Enslave the masses to do your bidding!!! I like how this guy thinks.
"Hmph. Quark shall be the cornerstone of a new order, my world order. BUT, ha, ha, ha...who shall be my queen?" (181 kb, 379 kb) That would be me! This was while I was still that wretched twit Luna...peh. Notice that once I became his queen the Magic Emperor garb died a quick death.
~Royce, Xenobia, and Phacia~
Notice how all the villains are going first? That's because being Althena and all... I like the villains better! Royce is the coolest of them. I would say Xenobia, but Xenobia wants my man, and for it, she must be punished! Phacia...sucks.
~Royce~
"We seem to have guests" (27 kb, 64 kb) The first thing she says. When you first meet her, you can tell right off the bat she's an antagonist. It's so obvious. This wav kicks ass as a "buddyin" for AOHell.
"I welcome those pursuing knowledge, as always." (41 kb, 83 kb) I like this wav, it sounds mischievous. Royce has got style. Not as much style as me, of course, but still, she's got style.
"I am a student of knowledge, past, present, and future." (47 kb, 103 kb) This one is sweet. It just sounds so smartass to me. Like 'Haha! I'm smarter than all of you!'
"
I warned you I could see many things, unfortunately I have now foreseen your
demise." (74 kb, 124 kb) Ha ha! Die insignificant scum!!! AHAHAHA
~Xenobia~
"I am Xenobia, a descendant of the forgotten Vile Tribe, the innocents Althena callously pushed out beyond the wastelands of the Frontier." (130 kb, 205 kb) Her intro, and all that I've got. Her outfit rules. I want an outfit like that. Of course, my outfit is equally slutty, but still.
~Phacia~
The traitor. Scum. She sucks. And she has a pansy-ass voice too.
"Good day to you all!" (29 kb, 44 kb) If this isn't testament to how sucky Phacia is...I dunno what will convince you.
"You never can tell when luck like yours will run out." (54 kb, 81 kb) Nope. Thanks to you, you wench, Alex won. What a chunk of cow dung you are.
~Althena~
Here I am!! Look at this!! I get
no respect! I should be in the game more. But I suppose it was wise of Working
Designs to edit out most of the scenes I'm in...as they all involve explicit
situations me and Ghaleon really don't want the whole world to see....
I
think it might throw off his badass Emperor image if the world saw him in the
ropes and handcuffs I see him in.. ^_^
"You shouldn't have interfered. Haven't you figured it out? There's no way to stop this." (84 kb, 130 kb) This is all I get!!!!!!! No fair! But I won't complain much...cuz after I summon the tower I get to hang on Ghaleon and make Alex rage with jealousy, cuz I don't want him! Phuck Alex! Phuck Luna, too! Dumb juvenile twits!! And indeed....there is nothing more satisfying than hanging onto Ghaleon whilst Alex looks on with pain in his eyes. AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! MWAAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!! My outfit ownz you.
~Ramus~
Gluttonous twit. This guy has a female voice actor...and Ramus is a guy. Boy does he suck. He's not in the game much, but whatever. These lines are from his opening scene, as it is the only one where he talks.
"Hey Alex, I figured you might be here." (29 kb, 48 kb) Yeah. Of course he's there. He's a dim-witted twit with nothing better to do than stare at a big rock.
"There isn't any time to waste getting started on our big adventure!" (46 kb, 71 kb) Peh. Big adventure my arse. I really just don't like this kid at all.
Ramus' Outtake (351 kb, 776 kb) Ramus' outtake. This is, though not quite as so as Truitt's, very funny. It's funny because even I don't think I could get that line out without fumbling somewhere, it's an odd line like that.
~Kyle~
Have you noticed that other than the ascension of villains, this list is in no order whatsoever? I dunno. I'm just going file by file. Kyle is cool. Probably my favorite good guy...I'm a sucker for the horny characters, they are usually so funny! Kyle is no exception, he's very silly, very cool. (Although my sense of humor DOES slant more in Ghaleon's sarcasm, that doesn't mean I can't appreciate some good old nonsensical idiocy. )
Kyle's Snore (143 kb, 387 kb) HAHAHA! This is great for when the chat rooms die. It is exactly what the name implies. Kyle...snoring...very funny.
"Kyle had himself another night of wine, women, and song!" (99 kb, 157 kb) Haha! He's a slut! Kyle's cool. He's the person I'd hang out with, playing video games on a Saturday night. (And nothing else... he doesn't do THAT for me at all....)
"Just
between you and me I think I had a little too much of the wine.." (51
kb, 75 kb) Haha...doesn't that 
seem...rather
obvious? That's okay, I love this line anyway.
"What's the world coming to when a decent lady has to be so vulgar to protect herself?" (130 kb, 89 kb) This IS Kyle, he's trying to fake a female voice...and doing terribly! This is so funny...I played this part over again to see this, it just knocked me over.
"Now let's end this cheap charade." (27 kb, 54 kb) This is also a good chat room sound. Kyle is so silly! He's a big silly oaf! At least he can acknowledge when things are not going as planned.
"You and your boys need to learn some manners, sweetcheecks." (33 kb, 65 kb) I would have beat the living hell out of him for speaking such blasphemy to me. However, because he said it to that desperate hag Xenobia...it's alright.
~Dyne~
What an insignificant, self-important rat. I can't believe I used to love this man. I had no sense back in those days... Ghaleon shoulda knocked some sense into me then....
"What a hapless bunch you are!" (11 kb, 13 kb) The sound quality on this is less than flawless...due in no small part to that this is one of my old wavs, and I made it differently. It's still not bad, though, and it's insulting, and thus it is cool.
Laike's Outtake (67 kb, 173 kb) I love the outtakes! BOW DOWN TO THE OUTTAKES!!!! This is funny cuz at the end he grumble/growls and it's funny. DAMMIT, I said it was funny!!!!! You know I'm right!
~Everyone Else~
Here's wavs from the rest of the cast. They don't get their own section either because they only have one wav, or because I don't like them.
~Lemia Ausa~
"I sense....evil" (19 kb, 47 kb) This of course isn't really Lemia...but who cares? Whatever! I like this line, even if she does sound like an old haggard.
~Alex~
"Oh, Nall...where else would I be?" (32 kb, 55 kb) Where else? How about burning in the red-hot cinders of hell?!?!
~Nall~
"I'm amazed
that you never get tired of coming to stare at his dull monument." (61
kb, 87 kb) Small things
interest small minds, ne? What an ass Alex is! Ugh!!!
~Hell Mel~
"I'll pop your tiny little heads off your twiggy little necks, and mount them on me trophy wall!" (80 kb, 144 kb) YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE ALEX, DIE!!!! Hell Mel kicks ass! Even if he is joking...
~Jessica~
"In fact, I bet he's an even bigger phony than my former boyfriend." (88 kb, 50 kb) Such stabbing words! Ha! Even though I like Kyle, this is so him... Jessica and Kyle are the least annoying couple in any RPG I've ever played.
~Nash~
"Hey there, kiddies!" (16 kb, 27 kb) Such blasphemy! Nash is such a traitor, ugh! Making friends with those good guys after all Ghaleon's done for him! He had such potential! If he didn't look so much like a girl....I'd actually mistake him for Ghaleon's apprentice!! (Why did Star Wars just pop into my mind?)
~Luna~
"You're
late again, silly." (34 kb, 17 kb) Ugh! Die Die Die!!!! She's so nice
and stuff! Ugh! This body 
makes
me want to dump myself in bleach and scrub myself with iron grill brush.
~Quark~
"My friends. You are the first adventurers to visit me in a long time." (105 kb, 178 kb) Hahahaha... You... Quark...are perhaps the dumbest animal ever spawned on this pathetic world. I would NEVER have mistaken Ghaleon for a good guy. Luna apparently did...but not me. Ghaleon's a good actor.. but not that good that I would mistake him for a good guy.
~Tempest~
"Why do you dare to interfere in our tribal affairs, are you a thief as well?" (62 kb, 91 kb) Yeah! Alex is a filthy cheat! Kill him! Kill him! Let your arrows fall the blasphemous, unworthy soldier!
~Myght~
"I hate noise, interruptions, and people." (38 kb, 54 kb) Preach on! He's a nasty yucky guy that smells, I know...but at least he's got his head screwed on.
Wanna see TRUE blasphemy? Here is the protagonist male cast of Lunar:SSSC in the buff. And this stuff IS IN THE GAME. Why is this blasphemy? Where the hell is Ghaleon?? Huh?? Can you tell me, you Working Designs SLIME???!!!!
Use your stupid browser's "back" button to come back to the site. I'm not gonna generate a whole separate HTML file so that you can drool over Kyle's ass or marvel at how feminine Nash is. Oh, and if you are going to yell at me for having nudity on my site. You suck. They are just BUTTS, god. If you are one of those super-religious people that is against this sort of thing, you shouldn't be on this page anymore, as it was against your religion the moment I stated being Althena.
Alex, Nash, and Kyle at Althena's Spring
This picture is cool. Why? Look at Kyle! He totally doesn't give a crap that he's not covered! (Wonder what that means......)
Slap some breasts on him and I'd say he was female. Nall apparently agrees, as indicated by the look on his face.
This page was birthed on 10/15/99, and was last updated 3/17/00.
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